Yoga heals from A – (well… almost) Z

So you’ve heard. Yoga is this 5000 year old miracle that everyone is talking about. You  read it in the papers, you watch it on the television, you have heard it from your father/mother/brother/sister/son/daughter/aunty/uncle/boss/colleague/dog/cat and even plant, your doctor recommends it, celebrities swear by it, your favourite book store has shelves upon shelves of this miracle practice… There is NO WAY you have not heard about yoga.

Well, here’s a nifty little chart I found from Holistic Online on whatever problems you might have, and how yoga might be able to heal/alleviate that problem. (I added a little salt and pepper to the juicy content) I can’t guarantee that its going to work magic after just one practice, nor can I promise that it’ll cure you 100%. In fact, it would be taking an overly simplistic stand if I were to prescribe just an asana to cure your ailment. Nothing is ever divorced from a multitude of factors!  However, this is just a playful attempt to show that for whatever problems you might have, yoga will very likely serve you well in treating it. So! If you have any additional ailments, feel free to let me know. I may not have the answer off the back of my hand, but I’ll sure look it up!

Disorder Yoga Exercise Visualization/Affirmation
Asthma: Corpse Pose, Mountain, Complete Breath. Lung expansion, renewed strength.
Backache Corpse Pose, Locust, Knee to Chest. Fresh circulation to nourish back muscles.
Bronchitis Mountain, Locust.
Cold Lion, Sun Salutations Imagine the sun drying up the dampness
Constipation Bow, Corpse Pose, Knee to Chest (reinvigorates liver, spleen, intestines), Posterior Stretch, Uddiyana, Yoga Mudra Increased circulation to stimulate intestines.
Depression Yoga Mudra, Corpse Pose New energy from increased oxygen levels in the blood, pending new joyous activity.
Diabetes

(Not a cure!)

Corpse Pose, Kneeling Pose. See healing energies of fresh circulation flow to pancreas
Emphysema Complete Breath, Locust, Grip Healing circulation to lungs.
Eyestrain Neck and Eye exercises. Absorb invisible energy from the air (“prana”) into the eyes.
Flatulence Knee to Chest, Fist on stomach and fold forwards into child’s pose Imagine the air moving downwards
Headache Corpse Pose, Neck and Eye Exercises, Shoulder Roll A summer blue sky. No thoughts.
Indigestion Corpse Pose, Mountain, Locust, Posterior Stretch, Cobra, Uddiyana
Insomnia Corpse Pose, Mountain, Locust, Posterior Stretch, Cobra Blue sky. Enjoy the yoga. No thoughts.
Menstrual disorders Uddiyana, Cobra, Posterior Stretch. Visualise fresh blood circulating the womb, revitalising the organs in a loving manner
Neurasthenia Corpse Pose, Mountain, Posterior Stretch Energy-giving fresh circulation
Obesity Locust, Posterior Stretch, Cobra, Yoga Mudra, Bow, Sun Salutation Loving oneself thoroughly in each position, sending self positive and encouraging thoughts
Prostate troubles Kneeling Pose.
Rheumatism Mountain, Knee to Chest, Posterior Stretch The dispersal of waste matter causing stiffness at the joints.
Sciatica Knee to Chest, Grip, Kneeling Pose
Sexual debility Uddiyana, Kneeling Pose, Complete Breath Youthful vigor from fresh blood circulation
Sinus Neck and Eye Exercises, Corpse Pose, Nadi Sodhana Visualise clear tubes for air to flow through
Skin diseases Sun Salutation A general physical tone-up, regulating and balancing any irregularity.
Sore throat Lion Constriction of blood vessels in the throat; the relaxation brings fresh circulation to sore area.
Wrinkles Yoga Mudra

* The author of this post bears no responsibility to the reader’s ailments. I also encourage my readers to practice common sense. If your sickness is not getting better, and you are starting to break out in sores, hyperventilate, bleed to death or turn blue in the face, GET YOURSELF TO A DOCTOR!!!

Over and out :)

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